My name is Alice.
A lazy little mermaid with a sad heart and big dreams.
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
time for some healthy snacks minus the healthy
My whole life is pretending i understand things i really dont
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
What I lack in attractiveness I make up for in film trivia